Have you ever thought that maybe there's a reason that white kids don't dance?

Girl Talk doing a frankly very bad indeed mash-up of Clipse and Grizzly Bear:



Haha! Look at 'em go! First off there's the cute chicks that Girl Talk surrounds himself with, who look about as familiar with dancing to hip-hop as they would be to a baroque fugue. Then there's Grizzly Bear, who put on a game face but ultimately look like they'd be more comfortable bobbing for apples in a medical waste bin. Then there's the crowd. Oh, God. The crowd. Apart from the one man who's so high on drugs that he thinks that it's the marshmallow man from ghostbusters up on stage doing a set, they are to a man waving one hand in the air and looking at each other and thinking "Am I doing this right?" It's like what would happen if there was a Spank Rock gig and every single audience member was your dad.

Listen: if you haven't danced to a hip-hop record since Willennium, don't do it in front of thousands of people that you don't know. Jesus Christ, you're embarrassing yourselves.

White people, I'm disappointed. I give you 3/10.