Saturday, 3 November 2007

YOU DO NOT DESERVE THIS RECORD




Over time, you may notice people on this website saying some fantastically stupid things. Things like,

"I'm not a fan of Battles"

or,

"secretly its the only black dice song i really like."

or,

"what about those jews, eh?"

These people are wrong, imaginary reader. Wrong and sick. Their words are red with wrongness.

If Charlie doesn't get to the end of Black Dice - Beaches and Canyons without finding at least five more Black Dice songs that he really likes, then he can go take full advantage of the dick buffet, because it is in all seriousness one of the most masterfully constructed set of songs in the last five years. Not much else in its genre really approaches its ambition or scale. It's fucking monolithic.

Also, it's the only album I'm aware of where all the tracks are in order of length: the first track is the shortest, and the last is the longest. So there's that.

DOWNLOAD, YOU KNOWLESS SCUM.

2 comments:

horatio the narwhal slayer said...

what was that other one called, was it creature comforts? that one is totally banging if you are stoned enough.

fearless tall dude killer said...

Creature Comforts, aye.