Oh hey guys

How you doing? You're looking pretty good. You always look good. You put me in a good mood, and that's great.

What's this? Oh, I guess it's the new No Age album.


Of course you can have it. I wouldn't be much of a friend if I didn't let you have it.

No, you don't have to do anything for it.

Well, if you insist. You could just maybe kiss me a little. On the lips.

Yeah. Like that. That's real nice.

I'm going to take down my pants now. You have to touch it. Just touch it. Hold it in your hand. You don't need to stroke it. Just hold it. Then you can have the new No Age album.

That's right.

Just hold it for a second longer. And look me in the eye while you're doing it. Look me in the... That's right.

Thankyou. That's enough.

Here it is. Yes, it does have a very nice cover, doesn't it?


Edit: Sleeper Hold is the most magnificent piece of music ever to have been created. It's like drugs, if drugs made you happy and sexy and made all the problems in the world go awa… oh, they do. Okay. It's like drugs.