the inventor of techno

More proof that Delia Derbyshire, the person who made the Doctor Who theme in the BBC's radiophonic workshop, is a fucking genius. She invented Aphex Twin. In this snippet of music, found on a tape buried in an ancient barrow visible only under the light of a new moon in May (may not be true), she pretty much freakin' invents techno. Just like that. Then doesn't tell anyone. Cos, y'know, it's no big thing. Probably forgot all about it, cos she also created grindcore and the Higgs boson condensate that week, while piloting a spaceship into the sun to save mankind from a fate it did not even know existed.

BONUS PRE-EMPTIVE COMMENT FOR WHEN CHARLIE SAYS THAT IT'S ACTUALLY MINIMAL NEW WAVE ITALO-ELECTRO: suck on my balls. Suck on them. Put them in your mouth, shut your eyes, and give 'em a good old suck.